Sometimes You Gotta Move!

Stole my own image off the WG site. Jacob L. at it again.


Well, there is gonna be a big ol' shindig on this full moon down at the new pad. That's right, new to me as I prepare for the little runt to take over. Bedrooms have been painted, cobwebs have been vacced, most of them, and some firewood needs to be acquired...since it still gets pretty cold when the sun doesn't shine.


Super exciting, I know. Keep your clothes on.


Anyhow, come by the "new" place on Freeland Road this Thursday, May 27 (Golden B'day), for a rocking good full moon drum howlin' time! Ya know, 6 or 7 or dark or whenever you want. Only one neighbor to piss off, and she is really really cool. I think she was bumpin' the bass supa dupa loud last night so I gotta compete. Bring drums! 


Here are some pics of the new paint job...a bit dark the day I took the nursery pic...it's not that depressing.

 Bye bye bunks...

 Hello cradle.

 And hello No VOC Lavender and Lace.

 Our new neighbors. They are kinda loud in the morning...arguing all the time! Honey, my mutt, loves their poop. My garden does, too. Shit Yeah!

Avah and I planted some seeds for the garden and visited the horsey neighbors multiple times in a three (3) minute period. She likes them a lot.

 Later I let her pet Honey...and then we washed our hands.

Is Bigger Always Better???

So, I ate a few Double Downs last night....and I am now blogging from a hospital bed that has had to be cleaned twice in the last hour.


But my spirits are high, because I have just learned that IHOP, the anytime breakfast and fake maple syrup chain, is stepping into the enormous ring of Food Boxing, which is the process of any food that we ingest actually beats the living shit out of our bodies hard-working systems, like digestion and immune function. They have made pancakes a bun for a crustless cheesecake, called "Pancake Stackers". Man, why didn't I think of that? Of a better way to put a pump right into las nalgas and push and pull until I can't stand upright due to quickly accrued extra weight.


Saturday Night Live did this skit on the beauty of mad mad combos. And mad is defined as insane, off the rocker...not cool.

Florida Family

Reporting for Mountain Duty: the trip to Florida was a hit. Everything went fine and Sheena's family was a joy to meet and get to know better. Thanks to Don and Trish for the ocean abode and sweet wheels ('91 Astro Van and beach cruisers!!!) 

Aunt Deb made this yummy baby cake. How sweet! Notice Sheena is still hittin' the booze, Bud Light, no less...when will she ever learn (to drink quality brews)?

Chase (with Aunt Deb) was pretty darn fun to be with!

 Most of the Williams Family...beautiful people!

 Blue Spring was idyllic and refreshing. 73 degrees year round...

What is that? Not a rock....but a manatee. See his two white scuff marks by his head? Likely from speedy boats. He would sit like a statue for some time...then float up slowly and get a swig of air, then sink down to stillness again. "Efficient."

Dragonfly stayed still...

Doesn't even look pregnant. Yet body surfing is still a bit tricky!

Mini Manatee Vid

"Closed" Has No Meaning

It's really cider...

Sheena and three (3) bitches...rippin' it up at T-line last week. While they have been "closed" for a couple of weeks , the snow is aplenty.

The bridge between reality and dreamy slopes is slowly melting...or sublimating?

Sheener and I are off to sunny Florida to go watch NASCAR (Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks...) and get tanned, er, burned up by jah sunshine. No, we are really just going to spend some time with her side of the family, since mine is all up in her grill all the time... garsh dang kin, back off!

Back Friday, and get yer sneaks ready for some ultimate and soccer in Thomas. It has begun.

Plastic Food

Above: Pic by Justin Staple  |  Graffiti by SPQR

It's a bit late for this foolish day, but this is hardly a joke:

From the awfully redundant Grist: McDonalds Food Won't Compost. 

That tasty bit of news, true or not, is based on this. A Happy Meal stays happy for a long time, it seems.

These guys give "food" a bad name...

Banff Comes to Morgantown

If you have gone to see the Banff Mountain Film Festival then you don't need me to tell you how awesome it is. If you have not seen it, then you should really consider going, because it is an awesome experience! Let's carpool and eat Indian food and/or Black Bear Burritos.

You can get tickets here. See you there. Go Canada.