So, I ate a few Double Downs last night....and I am now blogging from a hospital bed that has had to be cleaned twice in the last hour.
But my spirits are high, because I have just learned that IHOP, the anytime breakfast and fake maple syrup chain, is stepping into the enormous ring of Food Boxing, which is the process of any food that we ingest actually beats the living shit out of our bodies hard-working systems, like digestion and immune function. They have made pancakes a bun for a crustless cheesecake, called "Pancake Stackers". Man, why didn't I think of that? Of a better way to put a pump right into las nalgas and push and pull until I can't stand upright due to quickly accrued extra weight.
Saturday Night Live did this skit on the beauty of mad mad combos. And mad is defined as insane, off the rocker...not cool.
Saturday, May 1, 2010
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Cory - I share your food concerns and have a couple books to recommend to you. One is the Omnivour's Dilemma by Michael Pollan and the other is Animal, Vegetable, Miracle by Barbara Kingsolver. My guess is that you've heard of them and probably read them however, they are powerful books and really highlight the way the food industry has taken over people's lives. I don't know what happened to you, but it sounds like a bout of food poisoning. In any case, I hope you are feeling better. Perhaps I'll see you this weekend at the coffee shop. -Tim
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