Plastic Food

Above: Pic by Justin Staple  |  Graffiti by SPQR

It's a bit late for this foolish day, but this is hardly a joke:

From the awfully redundant Grist: McDonalds Food Won't Compost. 

That tasty bit of news, true or not, is based on this. A Happy Meal stays happy for a long time, it seems.

These guys give "food" a bad name...