Thursday, September 30, 2010

No Way. Really?

Surprise surprise, genetically engineered corn that produces its very own insecticide (ah, the epitome of laziness, go humans!) is somehow getting into America's pristine waterways in the corn-rich flats of the Midwest. That is so hard to believe! Perhaps they can re-engineer that pesky staple food to also not deteriorate and spread its remains across the ground. Or, like Mr. Colbert said, maybe they could be self-picking?

Yeah, I'd like an insecticide smoothie with some extra Raid, please.

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